Quotes by Fran Lebowitz
| Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause ... | Read Full Quote |
| Life is something that happens when you can't get to sl ... | Read Full Quote |
| The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp e ... | Read Full Quote |
| Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during a ... | Read Full Quote |
| Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious co ... | Read Full Quote |
| Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage o ... | Read Full Quote |
| The most common error made in matters of appearance is ... | Read Full Quote |
| If you are truly serious about preparing your child for ... | Read Full Quote |
| All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's chi ... | Read Full Quote |
| Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's bu ... | Read Full Quote |
| Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They r ... | Read Full Quote |
| I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wante ... | Read Full Quote |
| Great people talk about ideas, average people talk abou ... | Read Full Quote |
| I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it ... | Read Full Quote |
| If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear ... | Read Full Quote |
| I've done the calculation and your chances of winning t ... | Read Full Quote |
| Food is an important part of a balanced diet. ... | Read Full Quote |
| In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as a ... | Read Full Quote |
| No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furnit ... | Read Full Quote |
| My favorite animal is steak. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Special-interest publications should realize that if th ... | Read Full Quote |
| Humility is no substitute for a good personality. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even ... | Read Full Quote |
| The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite o ... | Read Full Quote |
| Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. ... | Read Full Quote |