Quotes by James Thurber
| I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometim ... | Read Full Quote |
| He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he lik ... | Read Full Quote |
| I hate women because they always know where things are. ... | Read Full Quote |
| It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy. ... | Read Full Quote |
| The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, ... | Read Full Quote |
| The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes f ... | Read Full Quote |
| I loathe the expression What makes him tick. It is the ... | Read Full Quote |
| Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. ... | Read Full Quote |
| It is better to know some of the questions than all of ... | Read Full Quote |
| All human beings should try to learn before they die wh ... | Read Full Quote |
| You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over t ... | Read Full Quote |
| There are two kinds of light -- the glow that illumines ... | Read Full Quote |
| The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes f ... | Read Full Quote |
| I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for ... | Read Full Quote |
| Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and ... | Read Full Quote |
| There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. ... | Read Full Quote |
| You can fool too many of the people too much of the tim ... | Read Full Quote |
| Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer ... | Read Full Quote |
| Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in th ... | Read Full Quote |