David Letterman Quotes

• USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, ...

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• Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watchi ...

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• Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. ...

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• There's no business like show business, but there are s ...

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• New York now leads the world's great cities in the numb ...

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• Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the ...

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• I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unco ...

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• Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling ...

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