Quotes by Victor Borge
| Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Humor is something that thrives between man's aspiratio ... | Read Full Quote |
| The essence of a general's job is to assist in developi ... | Read Full Quote |
| Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. ... | Read Full Quote |
| I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the o ... | Read Full Quote |
| The difference between a violin and a viola is that a v ... | Read Full Quote |