Quotes by Douglas Adams
| I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think ... | Read Full Quote |
| Life is wasted on the living. ... | Read Full Quote |
| He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. The ... | Read Full Quote |
| It is no coincidence that in no known language does the ... | Read Full Quote |
| It is a mistake to think you can solve any major proble ... | Read Full Quote |
| In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, ... | Read Full Quote |
| Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely inv ... | Read Full Quote |
| Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, ... | Read Full Quote |
| I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make ... | Read Full Quote |
| The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bri ... | Read Full Quote |
| In the beginning the Universe was created. This has mad ... | Read Full Quote |
| Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made Presid ... | Read Full Quote |
| The major difference between a thing that might go wron ... | Read Full Quote |
| He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and ... | Read Full Quote |
| Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 's ... | Read Full Quote |
| The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred ch ... | Read Full Quote |
| There is a theory which states that if ever anybody dis ... | Read Full Quote |
| You live and learn. At any rate, you live. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the ... | Read Full Quote |
| Human beings, who are almost unique in having the abili ... | Read Full Quote |
| Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely ... | Read Full Quote |