Quotes by Johnny Carson
| Only lie about the future. ... | Read Full Quote |
| My success just evolved from working hard at the busine ... | Read Full Quote |
| Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happ ... | Read Full Quote |
| I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn ... | Read Full Quote |
| Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president ... | Read Full Quote |
| Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. ... | Read Full Quote |
| If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impe ... | Read Full Quote |
| If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of tele ... | Read Full Quote |
| For three days after death hair and fingernails continu ... | Read Full Quote |