Quotes by Douglas Noel Adams
| The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bri ... | Read Full Quote |
| The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred ch ... | Read Full Quote |
| Human beings, who are almost unique in having the abili ... | Read Full Quote |
| If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be lik ... | Read Full Quote |
| The major difference between a thing that might go wron ... | Read Full Quote |
| I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think ... | Read Full Quote |
| In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a ... | Read Full Quote |
| My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty glan ... | Read Full Quote |
| A computer terminal is not some clunky old television w ... | Read Full Quote |
| A common mistake that people make when trying to design ... | Read Full Quote |
| Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made Presid ... | Read Full Quote |
| Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how va ... | Read Full Quote |
| If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we hav ... | Read Full Quote |
| I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make ... | Read Full Quote |
| Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent tha ... | Read Full Quote |
| Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. ... | Read Full Quote |
| You live and learn. At any rate, you live. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get a ... | Read Full Quote |
| When you blame others, you give up your power to change ... | Read Full Quote |
| You can't dodge your responsibilities by saying they do ... | Read Full Quote |
| Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it ... | Read Full Quote |
| There is a theory which states that if ever anyone disc ... | Read Full Quote |
| It's no coincidence that in no known language does the ... | Read Full Quote |