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Quotes by Douglas Noel Adams

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bri ... Read Full Quote
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred ch ... Read Full Quote
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the abili ... Read Full Quote
If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be lik ... Read Full Quote
The major difference between a thing that might go wron ... Read Full Quote
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think ... Read Full Quote
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a ... Read Full Quote
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty glan ... Read Full Quote
A computer terminal is not some clunky old television w ... Read Full Quote
A common mistake that people make when trying to design ... Read Full Quote
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made Presid ... Read Full Quote
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how va ... Read Full Quote
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we hav ... Read Full Quote
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make ... Read Full Quote
Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent tha ... Read Full Quote
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. ... Read Full Quote
You live and learn. At any rate, you live. ... Read Full Quote
Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get a ... Read Full Quote
When you blame others, you give up your power to change ... Read Full Quote
You can't dodge your responsibilities by saying they do ... Read Full Quote
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it ... Read Full Quote
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone disc ... Read Full Quote
It's no coincidence that in no known language does the ... Read Full Quote